Many moons ago I wrote about how environmentalists use their so-called ethical beliefs to justify asinine behavior. Examples abound: A socialite rails against plastic bags, as she boards her private jet to eat bat testicles with a shaman; a scabby rock star condemns us for not helping the poor, as he passes Chlamydia around like a snack tray.
Think about that the next time some idiot asks you about your light bulbs.
And if you disagree with me, you're a racist homophobe who doesn't recycle. Read more.